“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?”

“You mean like flight or invisibility?”

“Exactly.”

“Hmmm…”

“Haven’t you thought about this before?”

“I suppose, but…”

“So what power would you want?”

“It’s kinda stupid.”

“There are no stupid answers. It’s just a fun game.”

“Okay, well, you know how when you have to park a long way from the entrance to a store, and, as you’re walking in, a spot a lot closer opens up?”

“Yeah.”

“I would want to be able to teleport my car to the closer spot, so I wouldn’t have to walk as far when I leave.”

“You want to be able to teleport?”

“No, not teleportation. Just the ability to teleport my car to open parking spots.”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it. It would make trips to busy stores less annoying.”

“I might need to rethink that whole ‘no stupid answers’ thing.”

“Think about it. If you had the ability to teleport yourself or anything, someone would eventually ask you to be on their superteam. That seems like such a hassle. This is a practical power, but not so much that anyone expects you to be a hero.”

“So teleporting your car – just your car – to open parking spots?”

“Yep. I have some other ideas for superpowers. Warning Label Man is one I came up with years ago…”

“You know what? I’m good. Let’s talk about something else.”