“I can’t believe he cut you off!”
The line at the coffee shop drive-thru was long and moving slowly. We had already been there ten minutes. The waiting cars had squeezed in wherever they could, making for a rather haphazard queue. In the barely controlled chaos, another car, which had just arrived, slipped in front of me when I didn’t pull forward fast enough.
I threw the car into park and opened my door.
“Where are you going? What are you doing?”
“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it,” I said over my shoulder as I closed the door.
I walked over to the drive side of the dark grey SUV that had jumped the line. A man, a few years older than me, sat behind the wheel. At first, he pretended not to see me, so I knocked on his window.
He rolled it down and, in a gruff voice, said, “What?”
“You just cut in line.”
“You weren’t in line.”
“Yes, I was. And see all those cars, they were in line behind me.”
“So what? You can’t wait a few extra seconds to get your coffee?”
“That’s the point! I have been waiting. You just got here. You need to wait.”
“Forget it.” With that, he rolled his window back up.
“Back up!” I kicked his tire. He just stared straight ahead. I could feel my face getting hot as my anger grew, and I knocked on his window again. I must have hit it harder, though, because it shattered under my blows.
“Oh crap. I’m sorry…” I began. I looked up to see the end of the barrel of a gun pointed at me. “Okay, listen…” A gun shot interrupted me, and the world went black.
“Honey? Did you hear me?”
“What?” I tried to shake myself alert.
“I said, I can’t believe that guy just cut you off.”
“Yeah. People are assholes.”
“Aren’t you going to say something to him? At least honk?”
I thought about it only for a moment. “No. Not worth getting bent out of shape over something minor.”
“Hmm. That’s different for you.”
“Is it? Well, learn and live, I guess.”